
SPORTS
Revenge of the Dignified

27/01/2025
by Cam Schuster
The Bat signal was sent over Toshiba HQ, Richie looked up and smiled, and surprisingly so did his Toshiba bosses. Good signs? When fish bite at the bait that means the prize is interested in what you have to offer, it’s a matter of time before you start reeling it in right?
Why The Blues Will GO Back-To-Back In 2025

10/12/2024
by Cam Schuster
Can Patrick Tuipulotu’s men assure the Auckland faithful a second consecutive title is possible when fans descend upon Eden Park on February 15th? How much of a loss are Akira Ioane and Bryce Heem to the team? Should Blues fans be excited about the recruits?
Southern Hemisphere Final upset the Colonising Cuzzies.

22/10/2023
by Simon Amani
The 2023 Rugby World Cup will end this weekend with yet another winner coming from the Southern Hemisphere. In its 36-year history, only once have a team from the Northern Hemisphere won the World Cup, the 2003 English team.
Race To The Finals

20/07/2023
by Simon Amani
Malo NRL fans round 21 is upon us and with Origin over, the Telstra Premiership is back on centre
stage. 7 rounds to go and I must admit, the make up of the top 4 is still undecided as teams still have
enough time to bring it home or at the same time ki’o their ofuvae (shit their pants) and come up
short.
Locked & Loaded

21/05/2023
by George Tagofana
Origin 2023 is upon us. With game 2 this year being played in the other state, you could say Game 1 is almost a must win for the Blues because we all know the other team grow an extra arm and a ref at home. So, for Freddy and his staff, getting the selections right is crucial.
The 2023 NRL Close To Mid-Season Report Card

21/05/2023
by Simon Amani
Talofa lava NRL footy fans. As we are approaching round 11 of the 2023 NRL Premiership and a couple weeks off the halfway point as well as being on the eve of the announcement of the State of Origin teams, I thought it was a good time to give out some report cards for our current top 8 teams and assess how they are travelling.
Who's your Daddy?

24/03/2023
by Cam Schuster
There are two reasons why I’m a diehard Auckland Rugby fan. The first is I was born and raised in the City of Sails, Auckland is my city, West Auckland is my home, I love this town, and my unwavering support extends to all sports teams who represent this fine city.
Welcome to Upset City

15/03/2023
by Cam Schuster
Welcome to Upset City, est: 2023, population 56, slogan: “Where the best get dropped.” This is the town where top-tier sports teams get sent for four unpretentious days to reflect, rehabilitate, re-evaluate, and rejuvenate after experiencing shocking losses to the cellar dwellers of their respective competitions.
Walking Tall

22/02/2023
by Cam Schuster
Thank you for your service, the greatest fans in the NRL salute you. Go forth, and exit the pearly gates of 4 Pines with the honour and privilege of spilling blood, sweat (no bloody tears), and pride (no pun intended) for the maroon and white jersey and the bird of prey logo.